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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The…

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deadtiger:

If the person who killed 90+ people in Norway was a Muslim, the press would have declared him a terrorist. For now though, he is just an ‘Assailant’, ‘Attacker’(Reuters), ‘Gunman’ (BBC,CNN and Al Jazeera). Looks like ‘Terrorist’ is a name reserved for Muslims? The US Dept of State calls it an ‘Act of Violence’, not an ‘Act of Terrorism’.

(Source: azizalbraik)

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Same as it ever was.
many good days go by.
Same as it ever was.

many good days go by.

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My best friend and me doing best friend things.  (Taken with instagram)

My best friend and me doing best friend things. (Taken with instagram)

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